Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I have a dream, again

The other night I had this dream. I dunno I think I gotta quit going to sleep or something.

Anyhoo, I'm driving my truck through the bush backwards. It's the new truck, the '05 F-250 supercab diesel 4X4.

I'm ripping the the sides off the truck box as I'm backing up through the bushes, not to mention I'm crumpling in the tailgate as well. I stop and get out to have a look. As I'm standing there looking at the damage I've done, these 2 hoboes walk up and start telling me what I should do. Now, these are not ordinary bums, these hoboes are your classy type hoboes, with the top hats and canes and spats.

So, just then I start to wake up. A vision of this Mr. Peanut guy from the Planter's peanut jar flashes through my head. You know the guy, the one with the top hat, monocle and cane.

I start to wonder what this means.

Then another thought goes thought my mind "don't eat roasted peanuts" !!

Then it all comes together !!!

I should never eat roasted peanuts and back my truck through the bush at the same time !!!

A good safety tip sez the Cap'n, by gar !!